I've done it! I have actually done it! My novel is, at long last, edited! That was only the first edit of course, but I've forced myself through it and I think most of the major plot holes are fixed up. I was so proud of it that I actually created temporary coverart, printed the whole thing out, named the chapters, and presented it to one of my friends as a birthday present.
It's going to need to be edited again, and even after that I have no idea what I'm going to do with it, but it feels good to be done.